This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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