So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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