would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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