On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Randomize
