Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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