Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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