Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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