just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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