when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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