you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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