His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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