i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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