Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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