idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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