Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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