She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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