Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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