Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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