you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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