you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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