it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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