I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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