Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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