and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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