i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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