I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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