I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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