Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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