I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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