Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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