butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I can tuck mytits in my pants
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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