Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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