Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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