what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Are we still banned from the library?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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