I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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