It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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