Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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