today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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