Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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