Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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