come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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