The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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