do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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