I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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There r osticjed everywhere
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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