He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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