i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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