belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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