After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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