Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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