Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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