she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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