Are we in a gay sports bar?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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