i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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