sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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